1. auntiefinlovesyou:

    calliedope:

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     if yoyu see this post on the first page of your dashboardf you have been visited by the blue elf of prosperity… reblog in ten seconds or your fingers will fall off one by one…

    im not taking any risks

  2. someone-somewheree:

    gen-tan:

    xeduo:

    welcome-foolishmortals:

    This is going on my tumblr again.

    every october

    and some of the months in-between

    I get it…

    when the one ghost turns his head AWW HAHABAHABH<3

  3. mimswriter:

Kurt Vonnegut: 16 Rules For Writing Fiction
1. Use the time of a total stranger in such a way that he or she will not feel the time was wasted.
2. Give the reader at least one character he or she can root for.
3. Every character should want something, even if it is only a glass of water.
4. Every sentence must do one of two things — reveal character or advance the action.
5. Start as close to the end as possible.
6. Be a sadist. No matter how sweet and innocent your leading characters, make awful things happen to them — in order that the reader may see what they are made of.
7. Write to please just one person. If you open a window and make love to the world, so to speak, your story will get pneumonia.
8. Give your readers as much information as possible as soon as possible. To heck with suspense. Readers should have such complete understanding of what is going on, where and why, that they could finish the story themselves, should cockroaches eat the last few pages.
9. Find a subject you care aboutand which you in your heart feel others should care about.
10. Do not ramble.
11. Keep it simple. Simplicity of language is not only reputable, but perhaps even sacred.
12. Have guts to cut. Your rule might be this: If a sentence, no matter how excellent, does not illuminate your subject in some new and useful way, scratch it out.
13. Sound like yourself. The writing style which is most natural for you is bound to echo the speech you heard when a child.
14. Say what you mean. You should avoid Picasso-style or jazz-style writing, if you have something worth saying and wish to be understood.
15. Pity the readers. Our stylistic options as writers are neither numerous nor glamorous, since our readers are bound to be such imperfect artists.
16. You choose. The most meaningful aspect of our styles, which is what we choose to write about, is utterly unlimited.

    mimswriter:

    Kurt Vonnegut: 16 Rules For Writing Fiction

    1. Use the time of a total stranger in such a way that he or she will not feel the time was wasted.

    2. Give the reader at least one character he or she can root for.

    3. Every character should want something, even if it is only a glass of water.

    4. Every sentence must do one of two things — reveal character or advance the action.

    5. Start as close to the end as possible.

    6. Be a sadist. No matter how sweet and innocent your leading characters, make awful things happen to them — in order that the reader may see what they are made of.

    7. Write to please just one person. If you open a window and make love to the world, so to speak, your story will get pneumonia.

    8. Give your readers as much information as possible as soon as possible. To heck with suspense. Readers should have such complete understanding of what is going on, where and why, that they could finish the story themselves, should cockroaches eat the last few pages.

    9. Find a subject you care aboutand which you in your heart feel others should care about.

    10. Do not ramble.

    11. Keep it simple. Simplicity of language is not only reputable, but perhaps even sacred.

    12. Have guts to cut. Your rule might be this: If a sentence, no matter how excellent, does not illuminate your subject in some new and useful way, scratch it out.

    13. Sound like yourself. The writing style which is most natural for you is bound to echo the speech you heard when a child.

    14. Say what you mean. You should avoid Picasso-style or jazz-style writing, if you have something worth saying and wish to be understood.

    15. Pity the readers. Our stylistic options as writers are neither numerous nor glamorous, since our readers are bound to be such imperfect artists.

    16. You choose. The most meaningful aspect of our styles, which is what we choose to write about, is utterly unlimited.

  4. inkerton-kun:

and on this day the cutest toaster waifu was born

    inkerton-kun:

    and on this day the cutest toaster waifu was born

  5. accidnet:

    single and ready 2 flamingle

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  6. sosuperawesome:

    Gemma Correll, on Tumblr

    Shop

  7. "Bromeo, oh Bromeo
    I love you.. No homeo"
    Every Bro Ever (via frecklesandstitches)
  8. benedict-the-cumbercookie:

    Profile & Jawline Porn part 1

    part 2 

  9. casualcissexism:

    shaymew:

    smekers32:

    jokes Americans won’t get

    why wouldn’t americans get this post like we have buoys you know right???

    didn’t u kno in america we call them MCDONALDS HAMBURGER OCEAN FLOATERS

  10. alwaysstarwars:

    Concept vs. Reality: Padme Amidala’s headdresses and hairstyles in Attack of the Clones